Send me all your vampires

I have become a creature of the night. I draw the dark red curtains in my bedroom during the day to rest. I come alive only after dark. I live in the dingy basements of Krakow and have become extremely pale. I'm so incoherent that incoherence itself is now normal. The constant spin. And the freaky part is I kind of like it.

It's Thursday and it's the weekend. For 10 days! Muahaha.

Captured

Some moments pass but never die

First there were four, then three, now two.

Monika - I'm going to make this one short and sweet seeing as how we've had enough goodbyes over the last little while and I don't want to drag this one out. I wish all the best on your journey!

Words of wisdom

As you all probably know, my beloved cousin Mike is here with me livin' la vida loca. Over the past few weeks, I've managed to put together a couple my all time favourite Mike-isms. I will leave out the context because it's just so much better that way. Here they are:

1. "With me, it's a barrel of monkeys."
2. "LOPM! Life of the Party Mike! All the Time! Yes Guy!"
3. "She got Mikeify'd" (note: he spelled this one out for me just so I could get it right)
4. "Who doesn't love me? Everybody loves me" (note: this is said as he stands leaning against a wall, staring out into the blue sky, shaking his head)

And my ATF (All Time Favourite, in keeping with Mikeish): "It's not swearing, it's Power Slang."

Welcome to Eastern Europe

THE GOOD

• Medieval architecture
• Clubs that stay open till the last person leaves
• The ad-hoc free photo-expo in the Rynek
• How everybody moves to offer the elderly a spot on the tram
• Smoking in restaurants

THE BAD

• Communist blocks
• Waiting for the drunko in front of you at the bar to slurrrrrrrr an order
• Having to throw plastic and glass into the garbage
• How people swear at nuns crossing the road
• Smoking in restaurants