Words of wisdom

As you all probably know, my beloved cousin Mike is here with me livin' la vida loca. Over the past few weeks, I've managed to put together a couple my all time favourite Mike-isms. I will leave out the context because it's just so much better that way. Here they are:

1. "With me, it's a barrel of monkeys."
2. "LOPM! Life of the Party Mike! All the Time! Yes Guy!"
3. "She got Mikeify'd" (note: he spelled this one out for me just so I could get it right)
4. "Who doesn't love me? Everybody loves me" (note: this is said as he stands leaning against a wall, staring out into the blue sky, shaking his head)

And my ATF (All Time Favourite, in keeping with Mikeish): "It's not swearing, it's Power Slang."